A BeefBowl Project
Nobody will let me go out!!!
What's this, this, and this?! I'll break 'em!
Why?! Why?! Why?! Those Damn Idiots!!!
What do you mean by not bringing me out?!
Me, the idol of all the country's high school girls.
However...
...I won't give up!
This time I'll show you my independence...
...and then become the idol of the entire world!
That's the spirit, Potei-sama!
Potei-sama, are you well?!
Potei-sama!
Is that a Ghost?!
Opening Song \F0\C3Shoot! Love Hunter
Subtitled by \F0\C3BoxBoy
In cooperation with \F0\C3Porno Cartoon Boy Productions
Presented by \F0\C3BeefBowl Anime Club \F1\C1`...they're rude, obnoxious, thugs.'
Bakuretsu Hunters
Editor's Notes \C3Some lines are untranslated. I have no idea.
Editor's Notes \C3Nii-san or Onii-san = Older Brother Onee-san = Older Sister Oku-san = Mrs. or married woman
Hey, hey, you should soak them in water
And so I must explain.
The five Sorcerer Hunters have come...
...to a mountain hot spring, in order to recover from their last fight.
And to also see the beautiful sights.
Hot springs are the best in the winter.
Really.
Exactly.
Ah, this feels good!
And this young looking woman...
...is actually Potei's mother, Salad-san, 34 years old.
I just had my birthday, so I'm 35 now.
Ahh, excuse me.
Does your husband have a Lolita complex?
Ahh, come to think about it...
...it seems my Potei and his Grandfather have been causing trouble.
Oh no, no.
We do this after every trip.
Thanks for understanding.
What's wrong, Tira?
N..Nothing.
I just noticed something strange.
I don't know where it came from.
What a view...
Exactly.
Yes. Yes.
What are you guys doing here?!
Yeah, yeah.
This is a way of relaxing after a journey.
That has nothing to do with it!
Wait a sec.
If you're here, that means Oku-san is too.
My mom?
Where? Where?
There she is!
Oku-san with her young looking naked body.
Dangerous guy.
What would I give, to feel that young body?!
Huh?
Well then...
I am going to pay a visit to Darling tonight...
...so I need to take care of my skin.
O..Onee-sama, visiting at night..!
What are you saying, Tira?
Err, never mind.
I realized that this is the place I have been looking from a long time ago to do this.
W..What an incredible realization.
When in Rome, do what the Romans do!
If I were to have Darling's child...
..our lifestyle of love would become perfect even sooner.
We would do this. And that.
Ahh Darling.
Umm...
What's a night time visit?
I want to try it too.
A night time visit...
...is to sneak to where your partner is at night...
...usually a man goes to visit a woman.
Hear that? You hear that?
So, a night.. night time visit.
A night time visit.
Could today be the day?!
I am going to do it!
Night time! Night time! A night time visit!
I'm going to do it too!
Potei-sama! Put up a good fight!
What are you people thinking of?!
Hey you, go away!
Get back to your job!
Couldn't you get another TV role?!
Your wife will leave you!
That has nothing to do with it!
You're making me mad!
You stupid idiot!
Suddenly, the rock below Carrot gave out!
Potei-sama, are you OK?!
What the hell is this?!
You got what you deserve!
Nii-san...
And so, the title is:
TO KILL A MOCKING BIRD
Damnit, bad things always happen to me.
That's your fault.
And you got me involved too.
You were the one peeping with me.
Everybody, sorry I'm late.
Where have you been?
We already started eating.
Let me introduce her.
This is my sister, Eclair.
Pleased to meet you.
Oooohhh! A beautiful girl!
Excuse me! My hand slipped.
I have to give my family some of my time.
Now, it's just Dota left.
Dota is going to be working until night.
Oh, really?
Salad...Eclair...Dota...here!
The time of the night visit!
Oku-san, your husband isn't here?!
I can't! My husband...
Oku-san, I can't bear it any longer.
I'm home.
O..Oyako donburi!!
Hold it right there!
Just on instance in the morning, you say good-bye as usual.
You're washing the plate that had fried eggs on it...
...then laundry, cleaning, `a woman's hapiness!'
Then, tie your hair back, the clothes line's pure white party, the afternoon's Idol Show!
Leave the rest for after lunch.
Oh! You're hungry, so it's lunch time!
Then, it's time to get ready for dinner, and thinking what goes where and when...
...then going into a dreamy state.
All of a sudden, it's a suspicious mood...
...peaceful, yet boring every day.
A salesman starts apearing:
`Miss...'
`Ah! Oh no!'
...kind of situation starts, apparently this situation is getting common, but so what?!
So I have come to warn you, your next door neighbor. Miss you're a bird in a cage!
Even then you contiunally do all of this and you, enemy of all women...
...flashing your teeth saying...
`It's okay to do it in the afternoon.'
Just because it's something that won't decrease in amount.
And for these crimes, I Dota-chan will not forgive you!
Huh?!
Sometimes, I'm a lovely eyepatch stewardess.
Other times, I'm an Angel of Mercy in White.
And sometimes, I'm a police officer who chases down cars with stylish accessories.
And sometimes, I'm a dinner waitress.
And sometimes, I'm an Idol pilot.
But my true identity is...
`Do bad things and...
...I will get you!'
W..What's this?
This is bad!
I can't bear it!
All the women of the world are mine!
Nii-san...
Darling, tonight we will be bound together.
We can't Chocolate.
It's too soon for us.
No it isn't, Darling.
Darling, look at me.
If there is love...
...everything will be forgiven, Darling.
Yes. You are beautiful, Chocolate.
I was wrong.
Darling.
Ahh! Darling!
I love you!
Chocolate, I love you.
I..I will take you right there!
I'm so happy, Darling!
Ahh Darling! Right there, right there!
Don't stop yet!
I won't let it go as my sister plans.
Carrot is mine.
And then, I would do this and that with Darling.
And..Carrot..is mine..with me, he'll...
They seem in a good mood.
Something frightening will occur.
Surely, something frightening will occur!
Your face is more frightening.
Small steps...
slow steps...
silent steps...
A night time encounter.
Tonight, my heart's vibrations will explode.
The time has come for me to become a man.
I'm so relieved, Potei-sama.
Why are you guys following me?!
Now, now.
It's better to travel together.
No, it's not!
Huh?
I thought I just heard my brother's voice.
Just my imagination?
Be quiet.
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Excuse me.
I wonder if Eclair-chan is sleeping.
Yeah. Yeah.
Why are you guys still here?!
Check this out!
Check me out too!
Wrong!
You still aren't trying hard enough, Eclair!
You won't be able to use our traditional macho-pose like that.
Eclair...
...I don't do this to be mean to you.
Onii-chan.
I want you to be able to do a great macho-pose.
That was our parent's dying wish.
Onii-chan...
Eclair...
...the pose that they created for you.
In order to see that...
...check US out!
They're doing it together.
Really.
The large chested and popular Dota....
...also rumored to be loose.
Tonight, it will be verified.
I'm excited!
Why are you guys still around?!
W..Who the hell is that?!
Now, I must explain.
He is Siryuse.
Those who have read about him, know him as Dota's lover.
Excuse me!
What's the meaning of this?!
Taking Dota up suddenly like that!
Hey, Dota!
Stop it! Stop it!
Hey, stop..!
Um...
I mean...
Uh...
Cut it out!
Hey, `What's up?' `What's up guys?'
Um...
You guys!
Let's make a child.
OK.
Over there...
Do as you like.
Let's go.
Youth is so wonderful!
I can't wait any longer!
Next is Oku-san!
Mother?!
What?!
I won't allow that!
He left.
What should we do?!
Let me handle him.
Go ahead to Salad-san's room!
Ah! Got it!
Oku-san!
I'm coming now!
Huh, what the..?!
You..stupid old man!
Mother! Wait for me!
Darling, wait for me.
I'm coming now.
She plans to go to Carrot's room.
I won't allow that!
I wonder if Potei went to the toilet before bed.
Mother!
Potei?
Are you asleep?
He's not here.
I wonder if they went out together.
Darling, now we will be connected.
Huh? What's going on?
Oh!
`Oh?!'
Onee-sama, what are you doing?!
It's my first time with a woman.
Now listen here.
I finally got rid of that monster!
Oku-san!
My lady!
I wonder where Carrot is...
Darling, where are you?
Potei?
There she is!
O..Oku-san!
That was..Darling.
Carrot?!
Huh? I thought I heard Potei.
A terrible thing has happened.
What's that?
Oku-san!
Alright!
A terrible thing has happened.
But now I can go to a girl's room and have a night time encounter!
Oku-san!
Let's see...
I'll do it.
Darling, where are you?
This hall is a bit too dark.
Carrot? I wonder where he is...
I won't let him have a night time encounter.
Darling?
Oku-san!
Carrot-san!
Yes. Your night time partner, Carrot.
Carrot!
Darling!
Ahh, after all that...
E..Excuse me.
Please be gentle.
DARLING!
Be..gentle...OK?
Darling...
Carrot...
We have to punish you, Carrot!
Darling, I'll kill you!
Potei sama, is that so?
I never thought that you loved me.
You're wrong!
It's a mistake!
C'mon, Potei-sama!
Love me!
Help me!
Carrot, I'll whip you!
Darling, I'll kill you!
Love..
Wait right there!
Save me!
Potei-sama!
Nii-san, you idiot!
Why did this have to happen?!
My, my, why aren't Carrot and the others around?
Uh..actually...
Huh?! They went to a hot spring?
I have to think of some sort of punishment.
That's it!
I will have to transform into Magical Mama and appear to them!
Some time!
Ending Song \F0\C3whip on darling
Scripts Provided by \F0\C3Porno Cartoon Boy
Edited by \F0\C3BoxBoy
Special Thanks to \F0\C3P-Jin Anthony
Presented by \F0\C3BeefBowl Anime Club \F1\C1`...they're rude, obnoxious, thugs.'
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